Meme Monday!
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Meme Monday!
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Lol
Honest question: Why use
-mwhen you don't even know what you want to type? An editor seems a lot better for thatIt is just a joke, not a technical advise.
Jokes are funny because they're true. Lots of people do this, I'm just wondering why.
I'll weigh in:
I do this because I have engrained lazy habits and I'm kind of on auto-pilot some of the time here, and I could do it the other way but kind of have to break out of a pattern I'm comfortable with. It would be better if I expanded the number of things I'm comfortable with, but I don't do that because of the aforementioned engrained lazy habits.
For me, using
git commit -m ''is all about efficiency and convenience. When I'm in the zone and know exactly what I want to say, it saves me the extra step of opening an editor. Plus, it keeps my workflow smooth. But hey, if an editor works better for you, that's totally cool too! Different strokes for different folks, right? 😄LOL, I was exactly like this weeks ago, I though "there must be a tool for this", but couldn't find any that worked for me, so I built this one: github.com/orion-rep/gmmit
A tool that check you staged changes, and creates a commit message following the Conventional Commits standard for you.
Hope it helps someone else but just me xD
That is why copilot was introduced 🤣, auto generate commit message without any extra effort for thinking commit message lol , no more FEAT(something): fix something, just literally fix lol
Simple and intuitive.
There's a book for that
Hahaha, too funny! 🤣
What i liked more is that it's a pocket reference 😄😄
For all moments
OMG, I love it! HAHAHHAHA
Simple can be confusing 😅
The programmer to carpenter pipeline is real I'm telling you
I'm on the programmer-to-groundskeeper pipeline myself
It's more like one wolf that likes to build regardless.
BBM i am sorry m8 but i am stealing it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hope that's how it worked in reality
He's doing his best but OldMan just stopped responding
That's fine, just do a sudo kill -9 and run the oldman application again ;)
haha
$('glass')It feels like I was on Stack Overflow ;(
LINUX is the GOAT! Windows is slow and for some reason it asks me again and again to update for something, something that I don't know why. And Apple is just apple, it's good in marketing but really not the choice for software engineering, unless you are a frontend engineer. But hey, "Frontend is a joke".
Sea gato
Let's make fun of TS again
How about when you figure out your package manager, compiler, linter, and editor settings for Typescript... but that was 2 projects ago and now you've forgotten it all.
You forgot about Jquery.
Let's kick things off with this week's awful AI-generated meme.
It clearly says that the only way to get clean codebase is to tear off the hands of the developer using AI...
The last picture, bottom right, is the perfect joke image I ever saw made by an AI.
My interpretation of this:
You see a frontend developer, at the same time the developer could separate himself to work like a backend developer, because the arms are working from the back! The sun represents the light theme of the IDE/editor. Additionally, the AI (Monitor on the left) is watching you. From this situation, it is learning what a full stack developer might be!
OR: The backend developer finally can work comfortably from the back and do frontend development.
There might be some hints for that trash movie from decades ago where a hand could move itself.
I think I watched too many memes and movies.
*Turning off devices and hides in a corner* 😱
Here's what AI says about your meme:
Personally, I can't really tell what meme you were trying to make. 😕
The only moment there is a moment of "perfectly clean code" is when you have just started a new project. Before you start typing.
Really.
Bruv asking the real questions 😆
But you learn more incidental skills and knowledge during those 5 hours of debugging...
Dog derping
I miss Tom Scott travelling the world. I'm glad he's taking care of himself.
Backend devs should use a Frontend AI like this one and join the hug 🧡
I built the frontend logic and the guy who came in and improved the styling (while completely breaking the logic and costing the company $80,000) got the praise... I eventually got fired for not being able to fix what he broke.
Jokes on you, we don't have a front-end for our product, people just consume our API's 😈
(t.b.f. the consumers themselves have Apps/Front-ends).
I hope no one was harmed during the process... of writing highly safe API endpoints to prevent any malicious activity causing the entire team to decide to Go vs Rust stuff but at the end stick to python or maybe JavaScript! Hopefully, that didn't happen.
Haha nice, aside from your joke, we only use Java 21 right now. I work at a bank in the Netherlands. We cannot even choose another language.
Well at least now I can be sure that you love physics... you know, objects?
Notice me, senpai!
So true that my next company will be called neverland 😂
Just asked GPT for a better image! Priceless.
Alternative:
Question: "How do I move my entire house by one cenimetre?"
Comment: "Can you explain why you need to do that?"
Comment: "I need to push the house into the nail that I'm holding against the wall"
Oh, you know very well, don't you?
You're using 100% of a core for a certain amount of time.
This will broke on the next hardware upgrade, but it will be a problem for those that are still working that day.
And if they can't understand the code, they can read the comment.
Sorry, the joke is funny, I just found similar code in production.... :(
Using while here instead of a for loop makes me chuckle though
Or you could just get the sqrt and round down to the nearest integer? Some casting will have to happen but usually it is done implicitly.
god's plans, keep the good work up
Me every monday
You can't use the great excuse, "StackOverflow is down, so I can't work right now" with your boss any more. 🤓
(ok ok maybe not a meme but a tribute to Daniel le Noury, around 1984)
Rust & GO 💪🦀🐿️
Infinite loop
Ha Ha🤣