Remember when tech shows were about bigger TVs? Well, hold onto your neural networks, because CES 2025 just dropped more AI than a Silicon Valley elevator pitch. Let's dive into this year's 25 must-have "innovations" that make Black Mirror look like a documentary.
- Halliday's invisible display smart glasses hide the screen in the frame, so you can pretend to pay attention in meetings while watching YouTube.
- TCL's Budget TV actually exists and you can buy it today. Some intern probably missed a decimal point.
- Ozlo's new sleep buds block out your neighbor's 3 AM karaoke sessions.
- The LG G5 TV is 40% brighter than last year's model.
- Hisense's Mini LED has colors so vibrant, other TV’s look like cave paintings.
- Swippitt's two second charger is faster than your dating app rejections. Just swap the battery case and boom – full charge!
- Your TV now has AI to judge your terrible taste in reality shows. Thanks, Samsung, that's exactly what we needed.
- There’s finally a robot that can pick up your socks! Still can't pick up your dropped database though.
- Lenovo's rollable laptop screen extends upward like a digital window blind.
- This exoskeleton makes climbing mountains feel like a stroll. Finally, leg day without the gym!
- Samsung's stretchable screens literally make the future poke you in the face.
- Nuance Audio put hearing aids in stylish glasses. Now you can both see AND hear people judging your fashion choices.
- Nvidia’s $3,000 AI powerhouse runs Arch, btw... and probably still can't tell you why your Docker container won't start.
- Kirin's electric spoon tricks your tongue into tasting salt.
- Ugreen's 500W charger is so powerful it could probably run your electron app!
- Movano's Evie Ring AI now tells you you're unhealthy using peer-reviewed medical research. How thoughtful!
- Ring and Kidde joined forces because apparently, your smoke detector needed a social media presence.
- The Point-Control Ring from Lotus lets you control devices by pointing at them like a wizard. Accio Netflix!
- Bebird's headphones clean your ears while streaming music. Multi-tasking at its weirdest.
- There were lots of Eye-Friendly Devices Because blue light isn't the real reason your eyes hurt – it's that garbage code you wrote at 3 AM.
- Everyone released new laptops with AI. It's like Oprah but with semiconductors: "You get AI! You get AI!”
- UWB showed a smart Lock that opens automatically when you approach it.
- The Circular Smart Ring Uses your phone's camera to size your finger. Because apparently, ring sizers are too analog.
- Dexcom and Abbott want to track your sugar highs without prescriptions. Sweet!
- Eclipsa Audio is Samsung’s and Google's new 3D audio format that's actually free. I guess they haven't figured out how to monetize it yet…
In a nutshell our future is AI-powered, cloud-native, and probably needs to be turned off and on again…
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This fits perfectly! Should have put it in my video tbh :)