I don't think 'Muricans understand our struggle as Brits.
We make a killer sarcastic comment like "I love listicles, they are super useful" and they think we are being serious!
Now most of my European friends will recognise the sarcasm, but as a Brit I do find that my cousins from across the pond struggle with identifying sarcasm, especially in written text.
And the scariest part of that is that they might actually think I like listicles 🤢.
They should make me Prime Minister
Do not fear though, dear reader, I have solved the problem. I will be forever heralded as the saviour of USA-UK relations!
My creation is that ground breaking that I truly believe I would make a better PM than Mr Starmer (although that isn't a high bar to be fair! 😱🤣)!
At the very least I think I am in the running for a Nobel Peace Prize?
Prepare yourself to marvel at the majesty and beauty of the <sarcasm>
component!
The sarcasm component
Did you cry?
I know I did when I saw it take it's first breath. The beauty of helping 70 million Brits finally express themselves was overwhelming.
Air quotes in HTML should have been a thing since day 1 of the internet!
It is bad enough I have to write color
every day and spell things incorrectly, but I could have easily forgiven that if my needs and those of my fellow Countrymen had been considered elsewhere.
I have finally solved that injustice!
Go forth and multiply
To all my fellow Brits (and other sarcastic so and so's!) - go forth and spread the good word.
Use the component everywhere you can and rejoice in your ability to fully express yourself.
And you can rest assured you can use it without fear as:
- It hides the SVGs from screen readers and adds a visually hidden "(sarcasm)" to the end so it is pretty screen reader friendly (open to suggestions on how to improve it though!).
- If you remove the
rotate(1.5deg)
it would be even more accessible FYI. - It will adapt to font sizes and colours so will look
uglygreat in anything you do. - Comes with my standard 3 year warranty*
* this warranty, as with most warranties, is completely useless as we provide no guarantees either implied or explicit and is included purely for marketing purposes
That's a wrap.
A silly article (as to be expected from me) just to get back into the swing of writing and to say hi.
I hope 2025 is treating you well so far and I look forward to writing some more "useful and well thought out" articles and sharing with you all soon. (see why we need the sarcasm component?)
Top comments (23)
in practice, the component should probably detect if the language is set to
en-UK
oren-US
and show or hide the visual aids accordingly :)OMG why did I not think of that, genius idea! 🤣💗
This is good
I love this article! It’s very useful 😉
Haha, as with all my articles right? RIGHT?? 🤣💗
Most certainly👌
And look at that, we already found a use case for
<sarcasm>
! hahahahJokes aside, I had fun reading it and I liked the subtle push for a11y. Well done!
</Not sarcasm>
I like to do things subtla11y and slowly win people over 😁💗
Actually, autistic people are the ones who would love this the most. Brilliant idea!
<sarcasm>
for web standards, not just a playful web componentMay also think of an
aria-actual-meaning
attribute:Shame that whoever's being sarcastic would unlikely be using these tags... 🤞😝😂
I love the levelling up of the idea here! Would be nice to see if I can find a standards compliant way of doing this (perhaps, dare i say it, with
title
attribute or a custom implementation of the behaviour!) 💗I like it for sure. The next step is to make it wildly available in Mardkown-to-HTML libraries, and of course, decide on the Markdown syntax.
~s sarcastic comment inside s~??
Don’t worry we will expand into all formats! 🤣💗
So nice to find some quality content for once here (not sarcasm)
Haha, I am now thinking we need a
<genuinely>
component to counter the<sarcasm>
one! hahaBut then you won’t be able to prevent sarcastic use of the
<genuinely>
component 🤔It then becomes a game of triple bluff? 🤷🤣💗
I'm always on the lookout for opportunities to sneak a
cancelled
label in US GUIs and apps. :)Haha! Little wins 🤣💗
What about
<meme>
html tag/component?I am not following? It is a web component? 💗
haha ::D Thanks guys, good humour makes a day :D <3 thx
A belated happy new year everyone!
I hope you are having a great one so far. 💗
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