I hereby challenge you to a programming poetry smackdown.

#jokes

Give me your best poem. Here are two of my favorites:

Top comments (23)

There once was a curious person,
Who wanted learn of recursion.
They searched Wikipedia,
It couldn't be easier.
For recursion, please see 'recursion'.

Andrew Brown 🇨🇦 • Jul 3 '19

Control+C does not work for me

shebang shebang
my eyes hurt from typing
shebang shebang
my mind hurts from thinking
shebang shebang
my butt hurts from sitting
shebang shebang
my heart hurts shes leaving
shebang shebang
I'm coding instead of sleeping
shebang shebang

Also for those who may not know what's a shebang (!#)

Davyd McColl • Jul 3 '19

(not totally original, but I've actually used this for a 404 page):
The end point you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist

Phil Ashby • Jul 4 '19

Nice :)

Had this as mine for a few years: ashbysoft.com/whoops

Ryan Rousseau • Jul 3 '19 • Edited

alloc, dealloc
managing memory, cake
segmentation fault

Bhupesh Varshney 👾 • Jul 4 '19

Nice one 😂

Tyler V. (he/him) • Jul 3 '19

Might have to revisit this thread, but for now:

Tyler VanBlargan

@pichuplayer

Please do not overreact
But I am over React.
Tried to take a new angle
but I just couldn't wrangle
Version 1 vs Version 2
now I guess it's on to Vue.

13:51 PM - 24 Jun 2019

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Laurie

@laurieontech

If Dr Seuss wrote about my experience conference speaking 👇🏻 twitter.com/PichuPlayer/st…

12:53 PM - 07 May 2019

Tyler VanBlargan @PichuPlayer
@laurieontech @molly_struve @SaraSoueidan When I speak in a room I do not feel doom or gloom. But when I speak upon a stage I can feel my nerves engage.

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