quick Programming Joke

I wonder if this is out there in the land of programming jokes

the only time you can have an argument alone is while programming

Comments

[Ezekiel]

Why programmers like cooking.

You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew. You don't suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they drop support for carrots in 4.3

[Rick Delpo]

good one !!

[Best Codes]

I've got a few!

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
- Try it out in Internet Explorer
- Did it work?
- No?
- It's HTML5.

 // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer.  We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."

All from jokeapi.dev, a really cool API for developers to fetch jokes from.

[Rick Delpo]

hey thanks for sharing !

[Fyodor]

But you’re not alone, cos you pass the arguments to functions… 🤔

[Rick Delpo]

ha ha very clever, but functions don't give u a hard time

[Rick Delpo]

the function may give u a hard time but not an argument

[Mykhailo Toporkov 🇺🇦]

• The programming is about creating cool algorithms they said.
• You that spending half the time to name variable...

[Rick Delpo]

a fellow dev disagrees with my code to which I reply
we can get into an argument really easily over this

[Rick Delpo]

I think we just had an argument

[Rick Delpo]

others have disagreed too about my spaghetti code today, this one has multiple arguments.

[Rick Delpo]

now it is turning into a fight because everyone is arguing. I can't stand coding anymore.

[TyIsI]

Entropy is what it used to be!

[Rick Delpo]

funny, I had to look this word up...so entropy is the state of disorder, randomness or uncertainty. Your statement seems past tense. Much of coding still seems to fit into this state of entropy, so I have to laugh when u say it used to be.

[Rick Delpo]

I cleaned up some of my code today and now am only down to one argument from three, not sure if others will raise new arguments about my syntax