The Correct Way To Write Javascript Is To Write Bad Javascript
As Such
Everyone is good at writing Javascript.
Human Software
I've been in a lot of software houses, and an interesting reflection I make that that the engineering units tend to have a runtime like the software they write.
The Runtimes of Note Are:
Interpreted
Compiled
Javascript
Human Software Is The Humans' Software.
Javascript Is A Shitshow
Javascript Is A Wild Ecosystem
Regarding Javascript Applications, The Written Software Varies Wildly From Software House To Software House.
JavaScript Is A Shitshow
Because Javascript Is The Language Of the Human User Interface
And Humans Are Shitshows
The Runtime Of Javascript Only Software Houses Is The Unfiltered Human Software Of The World.
Working Javascript Always Answers The Question "How Is It Possible For It To..." A Crafty Scripter Can Get It Done. If Future Readability Is Not A Concern, Crafty Scripts May Be The Call.
Further Thoughts:
I Recommend Consistently Applying The Empathetic Product Story For Readability. Empathetic Product Story For Readability Technique States To Start With Perfect Product Definition. Given PPD, A Vocabulary Is Extracted.
Perfect Product Understanding Allows Owners (OwnerGroup1 and Owner Group 2) To Have Shared Context While Refering to The Unique Effect. The Software Written Under Empathetic Product Story For Readability Originates From Product Understanding And, Correctly Positioned, Flows To The Engineering And Other Organizational Units.
PPU Answers "How Is It Possible For Me To".
Given The Product Understanding, An Engineer, Rather Than A Scripter, Answers "How Is It Possible For An Owner To".
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